Use E-Z Way Parking at Newark Airport At Your Own Risk
Use E-Z Way Parking at Newark Airport At Your Own Risk
Monday, September 28, 2015, just before 11 PM, our plane from LAX lands at Newark. At 11:09 PM, while walking through the terminal, I call E-Z Way Parking at the Crowne Plaza Hotel to have them pick Linda and
Religion vs The Law
Religion vs The Law
One of the basic rights that many Americans hold so dear is the freedom of religion. It’s right there in The Constitution, along with a bunch of other freedoms woven into the fabric of the American Way. Of course, every once in-a-while the
Presidential Campaign Sponsorships
Presidential Campaign Sponsorships
In today’s over the top, everything is for sale, your name here marketing environment, I was thinking it would be fun to see what sponsor would fit some of the presidential candidates. Some are obvious and others may
Writer’s Laryngitis
Writer’s Laryngitis
Well, it’s been way too long since I’ve written anything for public consumption. I’ve started 2 or 3 posts, which remain in the drafts folder. Started another 2 or 3 posts, which I deleted because I was just so unhappy with
Trains Trains Go Away
Trains Trains Go Away
I grew up on the Port Washington line of the Long Island Railroad. Far and away the best train line in the NY metro area. The local was 33 minutes, the express 23. No change in Jamaica, frequent service, and not a whole lot of problems – from what I remember…but it’s been a very long time since I last rode the LIRR on a regular basis.
Cleavage Daze
Cleavage Daze
Without seeming to be a complete sexist or pervert or gawker or groper…what the hell is with women and their cleavage? I understand you have it, and some of you are overly proud of it, but do you have to show it off so openly? What’s a guy to do? Ignore it completely?
Earlier this week I was in Shop Rite. Standing at the deli counter were 2 women – I’m thinking mom and daughter. Neither of them were in what one consider good shape, although mom was certainly in better shape than her offspring – the daughter should have been hitting the salad bar…not the deli counter. They were certainly both zaftig (another great Yiddish word which is used to describe a woman’s ample body type), dressed in black stretchy pants, black tank tops, and major league push-up bras that pushed up their assets into a cavernous cleavage. They weren’t hiding much.
I always wonder what women are thinking when they show off their wares like that. Do they want people to stare at their chests because it’s pretty hard to avoid? And this is not a random occurrence. Woman show off their cleavage all the time, in all sorts of places, including certain times and certain places where it’s completely inappropriate.
Imagine if a man walked around, showing off his package in a something like this.
It would be hard not to stare, wouldn’t it? And a women’s cleavage is a lot closer to eye level than whatever this guy is showing, so if you were staring, it would be a bit more obvious. But you don’t see guys walking around with their junk in skin tight package. Bad enough some guys still wear Speedos to the beach. Imagine what life would be like if seeing a guy in extra tight undies were the same as seeing a woman in a super push-up bra. Not appealing.
So ladies, if you like having a conversation eye to boobs instead of eye-to-eye, go right ahead and keep on flashing those ta-tas at us. But with all these equal rights movements going on these daze, don’t be surprised if some guys decide to show off their nuts, just to claim equality with your boobs.
It’s All Al Gore’s Fault
It’s All Al Gore’s Fault
Today there were 3 terrorist related attacks on 3 different continents:
Europe – a factory outside of Lyon, France.
Africa – a beach resort in Tunisia.
Asia – a mosque in Kuwait.
Dear Mr. Wireless Company President
DEAR MR. WIRELESS COMPANY PRESIDENT
I’m a bit annoyed at my wireless carrier, so I’ve decided to write their president a letter. I’m not going to reveal exactly which wireless carrier I’m dealing with, but I’m pretty sure that they are all pretty much the same, and somewhere in the back of mind I keep hearing my ComLaw professor describing the whole libel/slander thing (not
Ira The Wedding Officiant
Ira The Wedding Officiant
Add one more title to my ever expanding job list – Ira Berkowitz, Wedding Officiant. Yup, that really happened. I still
30 Years And On
30 YEAR AND ON
Yes, today’s my anniversary…or should I say today is our 30th anniversary. 30 years ago today, Linda and I were married. Honestly, seems like yesterday. Well maybe last week.
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