Today on Millburn Avenue

Posted by: on May 19, 2010 | 7 Comments

Somedays you don’t have to go very far to get a good laugh. Actually, most days I walk out of my office and I see things that make me laugh out loud.  Today was no exception.

This morning I was on my way back from one of my vendors when I noticed a woman with her rear end sticking out of her car as she tried to deal with her child and a car seat. Unfortunately for this woman, her blue jeans had managed to creep half-way down her ass so that she was showing off some major butt crack. Not like I was looking for it but it was right there in front, very hard to miss.  And she was wearing a thong which looked like it had seen better days. Also, right there in front of me. So what was I supposed to do? Ignore it?  No, I knew had to observe so I could tell everyone about it.

Now we have all heard the obvious plumber butt crack references but this a unique viewing opportunity. Young suburban mom in affluent town showing off her wears for all passerbys to see.  Looking back at it now, I only wish I had given her a wedgie.


  1. lizzie
    May 19, 2010

    ok- I can make so many comments here. Firstly, I don’t wear thongs cause I don’t get the butt wedgie thing. Secondly, it’s not just young women wearing them, cellulite filled old-women love to show them off. My pet peave is seeing them on women through their workout pants-yuck. What’s worse than sticky wet workouts clothes? I’ll tell you what- looking at females with thong wedgies while working out!!! Why do men like to look at them?? I sure wouldn’t want to see a man with a string in his butt, why do men want to see a woman in that? I don’t get it!! Will someone explain?! I get some fashion fads, this one I just don’t. Poor Larry!!!! not

  2. Jed
    May 19, 2010

    In my family, when that happens, we like to point that “crack kills.”

  3. Lauren
    May 19, 2010

    I am officially scared of Millburn.

    • Tiger
      September 29, 2011

      I could read a book about this without finding such real-world apoprahecs!

    • rtrxfidzuw
      September 29, 2011

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  4. Melinda
    May 20, 2010

    If she was wearing a thong, she already had a wedgie. You obviously have never worn a pair. Go for it and report back to us!

  5. Syracuse Linda
    May 21, 2010

    And people wonder where the ideas for shows like “Jersey Shore” and Housewives of NJ” come from? Was she getting her child into an upscale SUV, like an Escalade? Maybe there is a reality show in your future, Ira.