Viagra Model Daze

Posted by: on Apr 25, 2016 | No Comments

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Viagra Model Daze

Can we talk about ED…erectile dysfunction. Major Major Disclaimer (and if my kids are reading this, hide your eyes): ED is not a problem for me but I do get big kick out of those Viagra TV commercials.

Have you seen the models in those ads? Holy shit…they are smoking hot. Who needs viagra when you have one of those babes seductively wooing from her bed?

So let’s talk about these models. As I understand it, the demographic for the average viagra user is men in their mid 50s. Those models…not in their mid 50s, not even close. Kelly, the brunette pictured above, she’s 37. Linette, the blonde with that adorable British accent, 44. And the old lady of the group is non-other than Kelly Hu, who is 48. Don’t know Kelly Hu? Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson does as they co-starred in The Scorpion King together. Never seen the movie? Here’s what Miss Hu looked like in that cinematic classic (and IraSez guilty pleasure).

Actress Kelly Hu in The Scorpion King

Actress Kelly Hu in The Scorpion King

Not bad…not bad at all, and she doesn’t look much worse a dozen years later. So guys…do you think you’d have any trouble getting one up if Kelly walked into your bedroom in that outfit?

I think it’s time for a Viagra advertising reality check. I’m thinking most guys that fit the Viagra demo, are not being wooed by the likes of Linette and the two Kellys. Not talking about their looks, I’m talking about their age. Age-wise, I am the demographic Viagra is talking to. So are most of my friends. I can tell you, none of them are married to women in their 30s or 40s…at least those on their first marriages….who are most of my friends…but not all of them are on their first marriages….but I love them all my friends just the same….even that special guy on his 3rd marriage because it took him 3 to get it right.

From a clinical standpoint, I don’t know the first thing about ED or Viagra or any of the other pharma cures for men who can’t get it up anymore. For some folks, is it possible that boredom might have something to do with ED? (Not me honey…those other guys.) After 20…30….40 years of marriage, who knows. But if you walked into a room, with nice ocean breeze wafting through the room and Kelly Hu lying on your bed, could that be just the thing that the doctor can not prescribe? Seriously, look at her. She’s smoking hot. How dysfunctional do you have to be to be un-aroused by those ladies.

So now that I have probably gotten myself in a bit of trouble and embarrassed my kids (and my wife), time to put this one to bed…pun intended!